VanTracy

I'm the second kind.

morbid

1a : of, relating to, or characteristic of disease b: affected with or induced by disease c: productive of disease

2: abnormally susceptible to or characterized by gloomy or unwholesome feelings

3: grisly, gruesome

Five Eight Twelve

That thing where I’m trying to cheer up a coworker with pictures of my fat baby, but have to carefully monitor how far the pictures get panned so she doesn’t see my naked pictures. Yeah, that.